I have intercepted the following message which was destined for the Titleist’s Research & Development department.

What have you guys done? I’m an avid NXT user who loves them so much that
I got a stockpile of them when they were on sale. Yesterday, while near
the end of my round, I found a new NXT Extreme in the rough and stuck it
in my pocket. The next hole is a 290 yard uphill par 4 that I have been
trying to drive for years. I’ve come close but never quite made it. When I
got to the tee there was a good cross wind blowing so I figured today
would not be the day either. I tee’d up a ball and hit the most beautiful
drive I can remember. I figured it was gonna be a little short but at
least it was straight. When I got up to the green there was a ball on the
back of the green with a pitchmark right in the middle of the green. I
marked the ball and then realized that I had just hit the NXT Extreme that
I had just found. Ian is right, you have ruined the game with these new
balls. Now I have to keep this a secret from my playing partners in order
to keep an advantage over them. I can’t allow them to find out about this.
At the very least I have to keep it a secret until I use up my stockpile
of NXT’s and NXT Tours. Stop the advertising. I can’t let them get their
hands on these balls that are obviously the sinister design of Satan
himself.

Jim “Bones” Carbone
Fairfield, Ohio