Save the Swallows | September 26, 2007
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As president of the Society for the Preservation of the Great North Central American Ground Swallows, I wanted to Show you how the new Titlest NXT Tour ball has helped preserve nature by drawing the Ground Swallow back to it’s historic nesting rounds. The Swallows seem drawn to the number 3 and 4 ball. The “Society” has been doing it’s part in finding an alternate use for these “golf balls”. We will except any NXT Tour donations that you or anyone from GDAD would feel free to “relocate”.
Mick - Park Ridge, IL
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Don’t pollute, stick NXT’s in your tailpipe!
P.S nicely spoken Ian
Preserve nature? PRESERVE NATURE?? Surely you are yanking my blazer. It’s as clear to me as the waters of the ancient Loch that these NXT’s, and all like them, are destroying nature and the many innocent inhabitants who live there. These bloody NXT’s have mercilessly driven this family of swallows from the very nest they built with their little beaks. I fear one of the little creatures has been crushed under the enormous weight generated from the gigantuan sidestamp and ridiculous number of dimples on these evil orbs. Please dispose of them immmediately so I can sleep tonight.
Concerned,
Ian
Nicely spoken.