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 The media are piling congratulatory bouquets upon my Interweb site. Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine this many people getting onboard the anti-NXTrain!
Thanks to the billions of you who are supporting me and this important cause. I will be sure to post any and all reviews of my site on this page so be sure to return to read the latest acclaim.
Aug. 24 — Interview with HookedonGolfBlog.com — As I await a response from the BBC regarding my offer for an exclusive interview, I have decided to grant one of the millions of interview requests in the queue to a highly regarded media location named HookedOnGolf Blog. You’ve probably been to this site and, if not, I would strongly recommend it. The lad that organizes this site has his head on a swivel and appears to know quite a bit about my beloved game. True, he tends to offer press for pro-technology products, but I believe he does that solely to generate additional advertising revenue. In his heart of hearts, Mr. Korologos despises technology, especially the NXT Tour and NXT Extreme, almost as much as myself. He pinky swore that he did.
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Aug. 17 — HookedonGolfBlog.com and SirShanksALot.com
The groundswell continues as more and more bloggerites heap unsolicited praises upon my noble Interweb page. See as further evidence these two reviews from the highly regarded, but strangely named, HookedonGolfBlog and SirShanksALot. I have been lifelong friends with these fellow bloggers since we met about a month ago. Also, I feel I should address the lads who continue to imply my campaign is nothing more than a reverse-psychology marketing scam from Titleist to get you to actually buy their bloody NXT golf balls! If I could find a lawyer to represent me, I would release him upon you to file charges of defamation, slander, blasphemy, rudeness and ignorance. These accusations are completely unfounded! I can assure you my quest is real and my intentions pure. Now please cease this nonsense before I taunt you a second time. Down with NXT! Ban the yellow and black!
Aug. 3 — TheSandTrap.com
Witness this wonderful review from the lads and ladesses at the SandTrap.com, which, by the way, is an extraordinary name for a blogging site. Based on their clever name, they are clearly on-board with my campaign to make golf difficult again, honoring one of the most underused and underappreciated hazards of our time. Have a look and let me know how you feel about this SandTrap. I, for one, actually for two (mum included), am a huge fan!
Aug. 1 — Golfweek
My plan is working! The worldwide media are taking notice, helping to spread the word about my new video blog and I want to share the good news with you, my loyal NXTube viewers.Apparently by including a secret code of nonsensical text you can be magically transported to the website where the article exists. Let’s give it a try. I’ll keep you informed as other media join this noble cause, including the BBC who continue to elude my offer of an exclusive interview.I am utterly confuzzled how they secured my photograph for this news article without conducting a proper photo shoot with lights and dozens of people and free scones and berries and such. However, once you translate all the marketing hobbly-gob, it’s pretty clear they fancy my site so perhaps I’ll just seek royalties and let it go.
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Dear Ian:
I too am of Scotish descent and am befudled with the new NXT by Titleist.! I used it the last time I played and hit the ball 82 times, the round before that, I used a differant ball and hit it 98 times . You see Ian, I get more golf from the other ball than the NXT as it must be the ball’s fault for the fewer times it took me to get it in the durn hole, so Ian what’s a man ta do ???
Sincerely,
A frustrated Scott
Consider this a call to action for my billions of fans out there - if you see mentions such as these above, referencing the NXT Tour and NXT Extreme or NXTube.com, please share it with me by posting the link on my site. Mum and I can only do so much here at GDAD world headquarters and would appreciate the help!
Cheers,
Ian
ZealousGolfer.com did a little review of NXTube this month:
http://www.zealousgolfer.com/2007/08/ian-macallister-continues-his-crusade.html
Down with the blog, Ian. Golf should be bad and aggravating? Then why would people go? I think you could use some destroying of your ego.
Ian,
Congratulations on your site. I applaude your courage in speaking truth to power and those who want to destroy the game of golf. The NXT is laying waste to the grand legacy of the feathery, just as modern music has laid waste upon the legacy of my great great grandfather, the underappreciated German Baroque composer, Johann Gambleputty de von Ausfernschpledens chlittcrasscrenbonfriediggerdingledangledongleburnsteinvonknack erthrashera pplebangerhorowitzticolensicg Randerknottyspelltinklegrandlichgrumblem eyerspelterwasserkurstlichhimbleeisenbah N wagengutenabendbitteeinnürnburgerbratwurstlegerspurtemit zweimacheluberhundsfütgumberaberschönendankerkalbsfleischmittle Raucher Von Hautkopft of Ulm.
Please keep fighting the good fight, and I’ll keep the bicycles running on time.
Mr. F.G. Superman
Down with technology Ian.
JP
Love the blog Ian.
Keep up the good work, down with technology,
JP
http://www.zealousgolfer.com
Down with technoloy? DO you think it should be all triple bogey, 0r good shots golf?